Wednesday, 17 June 2026

The Nostalgia of Time Travel and the End of Politics... as We Knew It!


Reports of the death of Doctor Who are of course amongst those things that historically have indeed been greatly and repeatedly exaggerated. And in all probability the terminally online buffoons of Restore Britain will this week help to save the Labour Party once again from its long overdue and much deserved electoral annihilation. But it cannot be denied that both of these great icons of the British Left are currently nearer than ever to their respective ultimate demises.

Auntie has announced there won't be a Doctor Who Christmas special this year. They've also - and not before time - sacked the revolting Russell T Davies and decided to put the show's production "out to tender". In other words, to all extents and purposes the TARDIS is grounded for the foreseeable future. The angry Scots leftist, the dreary baby-killing northern woman and the icky gay black man have together driven the viewers away, and for the time being they're not coming back.

Doctor Who's relationship with politics in the "real" world has of course been rather ropey. When the show started in the early 1960s, England was still officially a conservative country, but the coming of Harold Wilson and all his works was already very much on the cards. The Doctor himself was brought down to earth - and joined the Army! - at about the same time as the country's bluff was called (to use Christopher Booker's memorable phrase) when the "Tories" returned to power in the 1970s - only for them to do everything a genuinely conservative government would never have done, including banjaxing the economy and taking Britain into the EEC.

The results of this were of course inevitable: Labour were returned to power, and the Doctor returned to his travels in time and space - only for the show then to become a sort of national comfort blanket during the chaotic years of the Labour-Liberal lunacy in the late 1970s. The coming of Mrs T and the 1980s then did for Tom, and whereas the show struggled on, trying to be a modern, exciting "Global Britain"-type brand, the BBC had decided that they hated it - partly because it was science-fiction (too whacky, too futuristic!) and partly because it was too old-fashioned (too much like Dixon and All Creatures!).

In fact for all that the script editor at the time (before the days of the "show-runner"!) had vowed to use the show to bring down Maggie, there's an eerie sense in which the Beeb's hysterical and contradictory attitudes to Doctor Who (stupid kids' show, and too violent!) mirrored their schizophrenia about Mrs Thatcher's Conservative Party (bunch of rich toffs making everyone poor - and also everyone's too rich, and they're vulgar!). But hey, the 1980s were a goofy time! Fittingly perhaps, first time round the Doctor went out supporting Stalinism and hunt saboteurs, and the Iron Lady was herself finally toppled shortly afterwards. The Mutually Assured Destruction of Left and Right did in practice have a certain poetry to it. The Berlin Wall was down: Nelson Mandela was out of gaol. Socialism and conservatism were both dead. Tomorrow belonged to the liberal internationalists.

Only in practice it wasn't to be. By 2005, the Blajorite "End of History" experiment was already in trouble. The improbability of the trans-Atlantic friendship between Tony and Dubya had rather twitched the curtain on the uncomfortable realities of global power: political alliances are fragile indeed, even if we like to imagine they're "apolitical". And thus when the world came tumbling down again in 2008 the Doctor was ready for it, becoming once again a sort of comforting TV dad (or at least eccentric TV uncle/insufferable TV older/younger brother, etc.) at a time when socio-economic "uncertainties" were unskilfully swapped out for the banal platitudes of (once again!) coalition government... and yet more liberalism!

In truth it was of course the Brexit vote of 2016 the pushed the entire British Establishment over the edge, and the people in charge of Doctor Who as much as everyone else. When the series came back in 2017 for Capaldi's final season, the writing had fallen off a cliff and the show was a bitter, angry, mean-spirited shade of its former self. Everything from the British Empire to the Catholic Church was a scapegoat in plain sight for the woes of an upper middle class "elite" who had lost control of the country. Doctor Who itself had now become officially unwatchable.

And in practice that was that. From then on, the show-runners' only even vaguely defined agenda was to make the viewers suffer: woman Doctor, black Doctor, black woman Doctor, and so on! David and Catherine came back, along with Rusty D himself, but don't relax - because they were all just as angry as everyone else in the BBC, not to mention Fleet Street, academia, Whitehall, the Church of England, the "health" service, and every single political party apart from Ukip (or the Brexit Party, or Reform UK, or whatever they're calling themselves this week).

So, does the "death" of Doctor Who mean that it's all over - at least for the time being? Personally, I wouldn't bet on it. My prediction is that if Reform win the next election the "Old Who" will make a comeback not so much as a organ of state propaganda as as a nostalgia-themed bargaining chip in the BBC's own political battle just to say alive itself.

Whether anyone will actually feel nostalgic about it though - after its systematic desecration and degradation by Chibnall, and then by RTD himself - is another matter.

Friday, 12 June 2026

Wednesday, 10 June 2026

The Vacuum on the Right


What does one even do with cretins like Nick Griffin and Rupert Lowe?

My original supposition about Griffin was that having been brought up in "the movement" he was simply the BNP's answer to Tony Blair or, later on, David Cameron. The National Front had gone through so many different nationalist, semi-nationalist or nationalist-adjacent ideologies and pseudo-ideologies in its time that the man couldn't possibly believe all of it. What exactly does the phrase "folk community" mean in the 21st century? What exactly does "peak oil" have to do with the plight of British farmers? And so on. Clearly his attempt to "modernise" the BNP was born out of the same mixture of ambition and bored, frustrated entitlement that had motivated those other more "mainstream" modernisers in the Labour Party and the "Tory" Party.

And there was indeed plenty of space out there on the Right. The sheer political inadequacy of William Hague's campaign to "save the pound" (when in truth it was never in any danger) and the sheer weirdness of the IDS plan to make the Tories care about "social justice" (because... why?) meant that for most of the 2000s the Conservative Party was a political basket case. And things certainly didn't improve under David "Too-Posh-to-Putsch" Cameron. Any new, vaguely energetic, vaguely organised "right-of-centre" party ought to have done very well in such a politically target-rich environment.

On reflection though, it would appear that Griffin's reforms to the BNP were indeed more cosmetic than substantial. (The Pimlico Journal has a potted history of the British "far Right" from 1999-2010 that is surprisingly eye-opening.) Griffin in retrospect was more of a Michael Portillo than a Blair or a Cameron. The BNP, in other words, was always de facto a strict neo-Nazi larp. Griffin himself has always been an anti-Semite and an admirer of Hitlerism. Other issues of national interest such as the monarchy, the European Union, the fate of what's left of the British Empire, Islamism and the Special Relationship interested him and his followers other not at all or only peripherally.

The post-Cameron, post-Boris vacuum on the Right persists though, and whereas various non-Nazi cranks and narcissists have tried to fill it in recent years (and recent months), the total lack amongst any of them of anything even approaching a conservative ideology, let alone a practical programme for government, has meant that any successor political movement on the political Right is only ever be held together by the personality of its leader.

The fact that someone with no ideas whatsoever like Rupert Lowe - whose plan for national palingenesis involves a government-sponsored scheme to have Englishwomen artificially inseminated* - is currently an MP in his own made-up party only gives historical testimony to that.

*It's not that surprising, given that he's bankrolled by Elon Musk - who is fast becoming the Right's answer to George Soros.

Wednesday, 27 May 2026

Dawn of the anti-Semitic LGBTQ Racist Hippy Fogeys


In American politics in the late 1990s the Left and Right were broadly in agreement about economics. The only differences between the Republicans and the Democrats were in practice grossly overstated and de facto they were confined to a handful of moral and cultural issues such as baby-killing and sodomy. 

In the UK it was the other way around. The "culture wars" had been comprehensively won by the Left almost over night in the 1960s, and so all that remained to tell between Labour and Conservatives were the promise of socialist economic chaos on the Left vs. grey managerialism on the Right. (Literally, they chose a leader who was a chartered accountant and had the charisma of a bank cashier.)

Interestingly though, what's happened in Britain now is that our politics have, once again, been "Americanized". So, on the Right we now have the gay racist fogeys (i.e. people like the creepy David Starkey and the ridiculous Douglas Murray). And on the Left we have the trans (or "trans allied") even more racist hippies (i.e. people like the disgusting Owen Jones and the appalling David Paulden).

What does the future hold for anyone who thinks we should still live in the Real World, with sound finances and a sensible foreign policy - let alone for anyone who genuinely wants a stronger church, a stronger state, and stronger families?

I suspect nothing good.

Tuesday, 12 May 2026

The Nostalgia of Time Travel and the End of Politics... as We Knew It!

Reports of the death of Doctor Who are of course amongst those things that historically have indeed been greatly and repeatedly exaggerated...